Lump of Coal:
- Ron Prince, 40, not coaching. Former UVa OC.
- Jeff Jagodzinski, 46, not coaching. Former Boston College head coach.
Clothes and Books:
- Tom O’Brien, 61, head coach, NC State. Former coach and OC at UVa for 15 years.
- Danny Rocco, 49, head coach, Liberty. Former UVa Assistant Coach.
The crazy unknown gift that could be fun:
- Gus Malzahn, age 43, offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach, Auburn. Former OC at Arkansas and “introduced Wildcat.”
- Jon Tenuta, 52, defensive coordinator, Notre Dame. Played at UVa.
- Jeff Mullen, offensive coordinator, WVU.
- Charlie Strong, 49, defensive coordinator, University of Florida.
The good gifts on your list you were expecting and were guessing correctly while unwrapping:
- Mike London, 49, head coach, University of Richmond. Former UVa DC.
- Al Golden, 40, head coach, Temple. Former UVa DC.
- Jim Grobe, 57, head coach, Wake Forest. 2006 national coach of the year. Played for UVA.
- Derek Dooley, 40, head coach, Louisiana Tech. Played for UVa, coached under Nick Saban.
The gifts not on your list but thought about:
- Troy Calhoun, 44, head coach, Air Force.
- Tim Murphy, 53, head coach, Harvard.
- Randy Edsall, 51, head coach, UConn.
- Greg Schiano, 43, head coach, Rutgers.
- Turner Gill, 47, head coach, Buffalo.
- Skip Holtz, 45, head coach, East Carolina.
- Ken Niumatalolo, 44, head coach, Navy.
- Kevin Sumlin, 45, head coach, Houston.
The awesome gift you were up all night dreaming about but weren’t expecting to get:
- Tommy Tuberville, 55, not coaching. Was the 2004 national coach of the year at Auburn.
- Chris Petersen, 45, head coach, Boise State.
- Gary Patterson, 49, head coach, TCU.
- Brian Kelly, 48, head coach, Cincinnati.
The outlandish wishes, like a pony:
- Bud Foster, 50, defensive coordinator, Virginia Tech.
- Jon Gruden, 46, Monday Night Football commentator. Former Super Bowl winning coach.
- Bill Cowher, 52, not coaching. Former Super Bowl winning coach.
- Mike Shanahan, 57, not coaching. Former Super Bowl winning coach.
You stay away from Tom O'Brien. He already has a job that ends with tons of disappointment every season.
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