With only one major sport going on and ESPN bored out of their mind during the lazy dog-dangling days of summer, here are some things to look forward to:
- 4 Days until the Indians trade Shin-Soo Choo, their leader in AVG, HR, RBI, and SB, for a bag of peanuts
- 12 Days until the NFL Hall of Fame Game, opening the preseason
- 37 Days until College Football kicks off
- 38 Days until Strasburg throws a no-hitter against the Pirates, the 10th in the majors this season
- 41 Days until I draft #1 overall in my Fantasy Football League, starting a 10 year dynasty
- 46 Days until UVA plays at USC
- 46 Days until UVA is no longer bowl eligible
- 47 Days until NFL Opening Sunday
- 47 Days until the Browns are out of playoff contention
- 54 Days until Albert Haynesworth goes to one knee faking an injury because he’s winded
- 57 Days until the NHL season begins
- 58 Days until the Caps clinch the Southeast division for the fourth straight year
- 62 Days until Skins fans start calling for McNabb to be benched
- 68 Days until Strasburg strikes out 16 Mets in a 1-0 loss giving the Nat’s 100 losses for the third year in a row
- 68 Days until Peyton Manning throws 6 TDs and 400 yards against the Jags, but my fantasy team still loses since I have no one else
- 75 Days until Albert Haynesworth needs to be carted off because of a knee injury because he’s winded
- 82 Days until Mike Holmgren comes down from the front office to coach the Browns to victory over the Steelers, improving their record to 1-5
- 92 Days until Bosh, Wade and Lebron all simultaneously tear their ACLs coming down off of a fun bunch style high-five during warm-ups of NBA’s opening day
- 93 Days until the Wizards lose their opener despite 20 assists from Wall and Arenas to each other, since they have no one else to pass to
- 111 Days until Albert Haynesworth demands to be traded because the new defensive scheme is too hard for him and is causing him to be winded too often
- 123 Days until UVA tries to end its 6 game losing streak to VT
- 123 Days until Ohio State tries to extend its 6 game winning streak over UMich
- 158 Days until the Winter Classic in which Crosby will complain it’s too cold outside and will force the Caps to play in the new igloo instead of Heinz Field